I just tried the heights of dilemma: as Bill Buckley would have said "NGaaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!"
How about an in-betweener - and we really do have to have a distance view so we can tell where the "green" might possibly be.
Jake, I don't have a dog named Toto! or a handy lift-off tornado!
Beta, my aunt's fanny. This should be called Beatan; before you even start.